Tuesday, June 30, 2009

OMJ I HAZ A UBER AMAZING BLOGGGA! Boom shacka lacka!

Yay! Uber amazing (hehe) thanks to Cal for presenting me with this prestigious award! I'd like to thank the academy... OF AWESOME! Yeah, I graduated from that place. Not only did I graduate from that academy, I invented it. I invented awesome... Boom shacka lacka. Thanks for recognizing my blog, Cal! You're da bomb diggggity!




Here are the rules:
  • It is the Uber (synonym to Super) Amazing Blog Award -a blog award given to sites who:
  1. Inspire you
  2. Make you smile and laugh, or maybe give amazing information
  3. A great read
  4. Has an amazing design
  5. Any other reasons you can think of that make them Uber amazing!
The rules of this award are:
  • Put the logo on your blog or post.
  • Nominate at least 6 blogs
  • Let them know that they have received this Uber Amazing award by commenting on their blog.
  • Share the love and link to this post and to the person you received your award from.

Here are the 6 blogs I am nominating (in no particular order):

Saturday, June 27, 2009

My Favorite Actresses!

Since I made a favorite actors blog, I figured I'd make a favorite actresses blog. Problem is, I only got one, so I'll just write her. Feel free to tell me about your favorite actresses, and feel free to send me stuff about her.

My Favorite Actors

Inspired by Cal's post (http://calvinscanadiancaveofcool.blogspot.com/2009/06/johnny-depp-movie-star.html) about Johnny Depp that was posted "especially for Nicole", I decided to show you my top 11 actors (in no particular order of importance, but in order of the pictures)! Also, feel free to tell me your favorite actors, and feel free to send me stuff about these actors!

Friday, June 26, 2009

Chuck Norris and Evil Donuts




Movies

I was listening to the song 'I Want You To Want Me' (the version by Letters to Cleo) when I started thinking about the movie '10 Things I Hate About You', starring Heath Ledger and Julia Stiles. Some movies are movies that just give me a feeling of supreme elation, such as 10 Things I Hate About You and many others. Acting and movies and films, they're my passions. When I grow up, these will be my life. No matter where I am, if I'm on Broadway, if I'm in every popular movie, if I'm a minor part in a film, or if I'm in local productions, I don't care, because it's what I'm passionate about. Movies like 10 Things I Hate About You, Finding Neverland, and many others make me feel exhilarated as I watch and I feel extreme disappointment when it ends, because my experience is over. A Knight's Tale and The Brother's Grimm, same thing. Movies like that are not as rare as I once thought, but they are farely rare. When they do come along though, I prefer watching those movies alot, and my feelings never change. A movie that I didn't think I'd like but I got attached to the movie anyways was Rigoletto, a movie I saw in my music class in the seventh grade. It was great, and actually did make me cry... =D. My point here is that movies are one of the most important things, of course behind family and friends, things like that, but for me, movies are so important. I hope you get the same feeling I do from certain movies. I would love to write more, but it's very difficult to write about this because I just can't form the words. Thanks for reading my incredibly short blog!

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Photo Collection

Thanks to anyone I stole pictures from!


























Theme Thursday - Summer

Theme Thursday - Summer

The TT (as Brian Miller calls it) this week is Summer, so I decided to bore you with MY exciting summer plans! Yay! My ear hurts.

First off, I'm going to Six Flags with the Drama Club, Band, Chorus, and some of Art Club. Since I was a member of Drama and Art Club, I am allowed to go. Only some of Art Club is allowed to go because the teacher that puts on Drama, Band, and Chorus does not put on Art Club (and he is the one who takes his three clubs to Six Flags), but Art Club makes the set so they get the spots left. I didn't go last year because I was busy, so this year will be the first time I've been to Six Flags where I actually remember the experience. It will be fun, with friends and stuff.

Then, on Friday, my friend Jen is having her birthday party. Her birthday is in December, but we're staying out late and she lives on a lake and it's hard to do that in the winter. It'll be awesome, tubing and stuff, sweet.

I'll be going to Baltimore, also, to see the Red Sox play at Camden Yards. It'll be fun!!!!

I am also going up to York, Maine, like I do every summer, and it will be swell!! (Always wanted to say swell)

I don't know if I have any other plans, but that's it for now.

If you click a picture below of each experience (except my friend's party), it will lead you to the site. Enjoy!








Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Theme Thursday - Roof

THEME THURSDAY - ROOF

What is up with these impossible themes? Last week was swing, and I couldn't think of anything in time! I don't have a swing blog! So, yesterday, 10 minutes before bedtime (yawn), I googled 'roof'. There are cool roofs, Mariah Carey videos, and the Russian Orphan Opportunity Fund. Wow. Roofs aren't that interesting, are they? Especially the Russia Orphan Opportunity Fund. That's just depressing. I am thankful to have a roof over mah head, but that doesn't interest anybody. Hmm... A Vampire Weekend episode? What the heck is Vampire Weekend? I could do the history of roofs! No, no, Cedar Shake Roofing Omaha! Who are you kidding, Nicole, you don't even KNOW what Cedar Shake Roofing Omaha is! 7 more minutes, and I'm tired. I'm running on the last over hyper of a cupcake, two slices of pizza and a can of no-caffeine Sprite. Schwarzenegger signed a legislation to complete million solar roofs plan. I wonder how old that is. Oh, that reminds me - Johnny Depp has solar roofs, you should too. Save the environments, you know? I don't have a solar powered roof, but in this economy, who can? It's not like I pay taxes or anything though - too young. Honestly, I don't think my house could take it. It's old. Okay, seriously, you're going to have to settle with 3 smiling pictures of roofs because I have no ideas except to blabber on about what I think. Now, enjoy.


Monday, June 8, 2009

Photo Collection

Photos I've had saved that I never blogged about. Enjoy!
Omj, this is AWESOME!

Dark Claw!

He may be a squid, but he's got tentacles, and that appears to scare Cal, and I love Spongebob, so here it is.

Cthulu? I think it's Cthulu. CTHULU IS BACK!

Hot cocoa or coffee?


Oh, that's me behind the mask.



Think this is creepy? Look at the next picture!


This girl can predict the future, and I MUST find her!

Aww... Eve... Wall-e...


Sheepists rejoice!



I think Wings will be happy... I can see AQUAMAN!



Don't yell at Ice Bear! She tries her hardest...



So cuteeee!



Teehehehehehehe!



Everywhere is Chuck's territory, so why bother with a sign? Everyone knows this is a Chucktatorship.



As though the man weren't enough, the papercraft doll was created (at least, I think it's paper... it's from Cal. Cal?)






Wednesday, June 3, 2009

Theme Thursday - Clocks

THEME THURSDAY - CLOCKS



Criminy's crackers. What the heck am I supposed to do for CLOCKS?! The clock is ticking on the ideas for clocks. I wrote this blog yesterday (today right now), and the time is... 6:19 PM. Sigh. I've been thinking... It's 8:19 PM now. 8:26 PM. Okay, I'm bidding on the Sims. The clock is ticking - I'm not going to win this. Oh, I have an idea!!!!!!! [lightbulb over head] 5 CLOCK JOKES!
Don't laugh! Stop LAUGHING!




Clock Joke 1: What did the digital clock [snicker] say to his mother? Look, Ma, no hands! [buahahaha!]






Clock Joke [giggle] 2:
After his death, the lawyer found himself with the devil in a room filled with clocks. Each clock turned at a different speed and was labeled with the name of a different occupation.
After examining all the clocks, the lawyer turned to the devil and said, "I have two questions. First, why does each clock [teehee] move at a different speed?"
"They turn at the rate at which the members of that occupation collectively sin on earth," replied the devil.
"What's your second question?"
"Well," said the lawyer. "I can't seem to find my occupation. Where is the 'lawyers' clock?"
The devil momentarily looked confused, and he started checking the clocks. "They should all be here," he muttered, looking frantically, [ha] "It has to be here somewhere... Oh, there will be Hell to pay for this."
Suddenly, the devil relaxed, slapped himself on the forehead, and exclaimed, "Oh, yes! How silly of me. We keep that clock in the workshop and use it for a fan." [It's not easy to find clock jokes!]






Clock Joke 3: Harvey's grandfather clock suddenly stops working right one day, so he loads it into his van and takes it to a clock repair shop. In the shop is a little old man who insists he is Swiss, and has a heavy German accent. He asks Harvey, "Vat sims to be ze problem?" Harvey says, "I'm not sure, but it doesn't [nyahaha] go 'tick-tocktick -tock' anymore. Now it just goes 'tick...tick...tick.'" The old man says, "Mmm-Hm!" and steps behind the counter, where he rummages around a bit. He emerges with a [chuckle] huge flashlight and walks over the grandfather clock. He turns the flashlight on, and shines it directly into the clocks face. Then he says in a menacing voice, "Ve haf vays of making you tock!"






Clock Joke 4: A drunk was proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends late one night. He led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong and a mallet.
“What’s with that big brass gong?” one of the guests asked.
“It’s not a gong. It’s a talking clock,” the drunk replied.
“A talking clock? Seriously?” asked his astonished friend.
“Yup,” replied the drunk.
“How’s it work?” the friend [chortle] asked, squinting at it.
“Watch,” the drunk replied. He picked up the mallet, gave the gong an ear-shattering pound, and stepped back. The three stood looking at one another for a moment.
Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall [nyeh nyeh nyeh] screamed, “You idiot! It’s one-fifteen in the morning!”






Clock Joke [lkgajfd] 5: At about 3 a.m., a guy was drunk [nehnehneh] as a skunk. He came home just in time to hear the cuckoo clock cuckoo three times. Quickly coming up with a plan, he cuckooed nine more times, hoping his wife would think it was midnight.He was very proud of himself.The next day, his wife asked what time he got home, and he replied, "Midnight, just like I said."She said that was good, and for some [lol] reason she said we needed a new cuckoo clock. When he asked why, she answered, "Last night when it cuckooed midnight, it cuckooed three times, said 'Crap!,' cuckooed one more times, farted, cuckooed three times, cleared its throat, cuckooed two more times and then started [lalala] giggling."







Okay, NOW you can laugh!


Ice Bear judges these jokes HiLaRiOuS!!!!