Sunday, September 27, 2009

Greatest Movie in the History of Anything Ever

To quote Dr. Cox when he listed the things that he cares as little about as the last week he spent with J.D., I will use to quote all the things that are pretty awesome, but not as awesome as this movie (by the way, Sheldon loves Scrubs). Okay, here's the full quote (courtesy of

"J.D.: Come on, man, it's our last week together! The J.D. and Cox train is pulling into the station. You must have a metaphor you want to use; hit me with it!

Dr. Cox: I suppose I could riff a list of things that I care as little about as our last week together. Let me see... low carb diets, Michael Moore, the Republican National Convention, Kabbalah and all Kabbalah-related products, Hi-Def TV, the Bush daughters, wireless hotspots, the OC, the UN, recycling, getting Punk'd, Danny Gans, the Latin Grammys, the real Grammys, Jeff that Wiggle that sleeps too darn much, the Yankees' payroll, all the red states, all the blue states, every hybrid car, every talk show host, everything on the planet, everything in the solar system, everything, everything, everything, everything, everything, everything, every-everything that exists, past, present, and future, in all discovered and undiscovered dimensions! [pause] Oh, and Hugh Jackman.

J.D.: Hugh Jackman's Wolverine! How dare he?!


Dr. Cox: Newbie, do you want me give my "things I don't care about" speech again? Because I've updated it to all white guys who add -izzle to anything.

J.D.: I agrizzle, my nizzle."

So, I'm going to have to make you guess what this movie is! I will give you 3 hints, and NOBODY WHO I TOLD ABOUT THE MOVIE CAN GUESS! Oh, and you are not allowed to look at the sidebar! I'm trusting you to not look and to not guess if you already know or if you peek! Okay, here are the 3 hints:

1) It has Brad Pitt.
2) It has a character named Filamena Gilea,
3) 'On the DVD of the film, the closed captioning refers to "Boger City," Louisiana. It's actually "Bossier City."' (from


  1. I love great quotes and that one is awesome. I thought I knew every Brad Pitt movie cause I loves me some Bradly. I want to say '12 Monkeys' but the references aren't right. You got me this time.

    On another topic. Does it bug you trying to read into what your Dad thinks when he gives you one word comments. I love him for commenting all the time but I hate not being able to read his mind. LOL

  2. Rotfl sometimes! This time, though, he knows the movie. And you should know, come on, Cal! You can do this! I'm not going to tell you yet... let's wait until more people guess. x4