Horse Joke

Q: What did the horse say when he fell?

A: Help! I've fallen and I can't giddy up!

Greatest Movie in the History of Anything Ever

To quote Dr. Cox when he listed the things that he cares as little about as the last week he spent with J.D., I will use to quote all the things that are pretty awesome, but not as awesome as this movie (by the way, Sheldon loves Scrubs). Okay, here's the full quote (courtesy of http://www.classictvquotes.com/quotes/shows/scrubs/page_8.html):

"J.D.: Come on, man, it's our last week together! The J.D. and Cox train is pulling into the station. You must have a metaphor you want to use; hit me with it!

Dr. Cox: I suppose I could riff a list of things that I care as little about as our last week together. Let me see... low carb diets, Michael Moore, the Republican National Convention, Kabbalah and all Kabbalah-related products, Hi-Def TV, the Bush daughters, wireless hotspots, the OC, the UN, recycling, getting Punk'd, Danny Gans, the Latin Grammys, the real Grammys, Jeff that Wiggle that sleeps too darn much, the Yankees' payroll, all the red states, all the blue states, every hybrid car, every talk show host, everything on the planet, everything in the solar system, everything, everything, everything, everything, everything, everything, every-everything that exists, past, present, and future, in all discovered and undiscovered dimensions! [pause] Oh, and Hugh Jackman.

J.D.: Hugh Jackman's Wolverine! How dare he?!

[later]

Dr. Cox: Newbie, do you want me give my "things I don't care about" speech again? Because I've updated it to all white guys who add -izzle to anything.

J.D.: I agrizzle, my nizzle."

So, I'm going to have to make you guess what this movie is! I will give you 3 hints, and NOBODY WHO I TOLD ABOUT THE MOVIE CAN GUESS! Oh, and you are not allowed to look at the sidebar! I'm trusting you to not look and to not guess if you already know or if you peek! Okay, here are the 3 hints:

1) It has Brad Pitt.
2) It has a character named Filamena Gilea,
3) 'On the DVD of the film, the closed captioning refers to "Boger City," Louisiana. It's actually "Bossier City."' (from http://www.imdb.com/)

Sidebar

Updated my sidebar! Just posting a... post about it so you can leave comments, if you want. XD Just want to hear you voice your opinions on my opinions!

My Current Top 172 (in no particular order)

1. Matt Dallas
2. Leonard Nimoy
3. Johnny Galecki
4. Mike Myers
5. Matthew Gray Gubler
6. Uncle Larry
7. Ben Johnson
8. Ben Graupner
9. Jerad Anderson
10. Monroe Jackson Rathbone
11. Johnny Depp
12. Lee Pace
13. Steve Carell
14. Heath Ledger
15. Michael Jackson
16. Adam Lambert
17. Taylor Hicks
18. Brad Pitt
19. Helena Bonham-Carter
20. Tobey Maguire
21. Chuck Norris
22. Neil Patrick Harris
23. Anne Hathaway
24. Gene Wilder
25. Jim Parsons
26. Zachary Quinto
27. John Lennon
28. Justin Timberlake
29. Hugh Jackman
30. Peter Facinelli
31. Robert Downey Jr.
32. Tim Burton
33. Morgan Freeman
34. Taylor Lautner
35. Jack Black
36. Leonardo DiCaprio
37. Nathan Kress
38. Bela Lugosi
39. Ricky Gervais
40. James Roday
41. Dule Hill
42. Elijah Wood
43. Sandra Bullock
44. Andy Samberg
45. Jerry Trainor
46. Ashley Greene
47. Jimmy Stewart
48. Jesse Tyler Ferguson
49. Cory Monteith
50. Matthew Morrison
51. Chris Colfer
52. Adam Young
53. Wesley Eure
54. George Lopez
55. Jimmy Fallon
56. Nick Cage
57. George Clooney
58. Tom Hanks
59. Harrison Ford
60. Matthew Perry
61. Ben Stiller
62. Jessica Alba
63. Josh Groban
64. Masi Oka
65. Brendan Fraser
66. Jim Carrey
67. Paul McCartney
68. George Harrison
69. Ringo Star
70. Chris Pine
71. Will Ferrell
72. Zachary Levi
73. Hamish Linklater
74. Vince Vaughn
75. Justin Long
76. David Hasselhoff
77. Rainn Wilson
78. John Krasinski
79. Simon Cowell
80. America Ferrara
81. Robert Pattinson
82. Charles Shaughnessy
83. Gene Simmons
84. Brad Garrett
85. J.J. Abrams
86. Joel McHale
87. John C. Reilly
88. Tony Shalhoub
89. Christian Bale
90. Shia LaBeouf
91. Eric Mabius
92. Mark Indelicato
93. Michael Urie
94. Jake Gyllenhaal
95. Tina Fey
96. Robin Williams
97. Dwayne Johnson
98. Seth MacFarlane
99. Tom Kenny
100. Seth Green
101. Jerry Seinfeld
102. Paula Poundstone
103. Criss Angel
104. Adam Sandler
105. David Hyde Pierce
106. Patrick Stewart
107. Jon Foster
108. Taylor Swift
109. Jim Creeggan
110. Kevin Hearn
111. Ed Robertson
112. Tyler Stewart
113. Pete Wentz
114. Billie Joe Armstrong
115. Mike Dirnt
116. Tré Cool
117. Jude Law
118. Gwyneth Paltrow
119. Colin Farrell
120. Russell Tovey
121. Lenora Crichlow
122. Aidan Turner
123. Jason Watkins
124. John Cho
125. Gene Roddenberry
126. DeForest Kelley
127. Drake Bell
128. Josh Peck
129. Brent Spiner
130. Bill Murray
131. Bill Nye
132. Chevy Chase
133. David Duchovny
134. Jennie Garth
135. Amanda Bynes
136. Johnny Cash
137. Jim Gaffigan
138. Chris Lowell
139. Brian McElhaney
140. Nick Kocher
141. Hugh Laurie
142. Ellen DeGeneres
143. Will Smith
144. James Franco
145. Simon Helberg
146. Kaley Cuoco
147. Kunal Nayyar
148. Zoë Saldana
149. Cameron Diaz
150. Jane Lynch
151. Jeff Dunham
152. John Goodman
153. Anton Yelchin
154. Eric Bana
155. Bruce Greenwood
156. Karl Urban
157. Simon Pegg
158. Winona Ryder
159. Nichelle Nichols
160. Greg Grunberg
161. Anna Friel
162. Danny McBride
163. Zooey Deschanel
164. Halle Berry
165. Rachel Weisz
166. Brendan Fraser
167. Zach Braff
168. Donald Faison
169. John C. McGinley
170. Michael Cera
171. Jonah Hill
172. Elvis Presley

Sheldon Hates LOLcats!

Aww, Shelly, you know how much I love you, but this is one of your dislikes I dislike. I deeply apologize.

Theme Thursday - Wild

THAT IS SO AWESOME AND WILD!

Remember This Picture?

Thanks to my friend Alison for showing me jacksfilms(http://www.youtube.com/user/jacksfilms)

Where Are You?

Where are all my followers? Only Wings has been commenting! Wha-where the-what happened?! Is it something I said? Something I did? I apologize! I hope everyone is okay! Come back, I miss you! Sandy misses you! Even Squidward misses you!

Theme Thursday - Over the Hill

Okay, the first thing I thought when I read the theme was, "Over the river and through the woods, to Grandmother's house we go...". But that's not over the hill, it's just crazy. Then I thought I would write about my uncle's 50th birthday party last year that was a big deal because my aunt loves parties and there was ALOT of over-the-hill stuff. But I don't feel like writing. Instead, you get random pictures from when I google-imaged 'over the hill'. Happy TT! XD

Congrats! Even though it's pretty lame and not the same (Rhyme!!), here it is. Enjoy!

New Moon Trailer at the MTV VMAs!!!!!!!!!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Enjoy!

Theme Thursday - Rhythm (Finally!)

Sorry I didn't post yesterday! I got a song, but I can't find a video... It goes, "Chewe chidyo chen'chero mwana iwe," so, yeah. It's a story song from Zimbabwe about an animal called the kudu. Since I can't find it, here's a different song.




Poker Face by Lady GaGa

Happy 09/09/09!

Wings' Post Sorry to steal from you, Wings! Happy 09/09/09!

Rice Guy DISAPPROVES!

As you can tell, I saw G.I. Joe and I loved it! We laughed most of the time, though. XD Rice Guy DISAPPROVES!

Theme Thursday - Rhythm Part 1

Stay tuned for Part 2 tomorrow, after school! XD I need ideas from my music teacher, he's DA BOMB! XD

Take THAT!

I'm In School Again!

I'm in computer class again, waiting for class to start! I hope everyone has a great day! Oh, and Cal, I told my computer teacher you said hi and he said I don't know Cal, and I said nobody really does. XD

At The Beginning - Theme Thursday Again

I remembered this song, and couldn't resist posting it as a second Theme Thursday! Happy TT!

Theme Thursday - Beginnings

Well, I have a new beginning! Every two years, I get to get a new phone for free, and that phone arrived yesterday. This is the beginning of a long and beautiful friendship! My old phone was named Bloooooooopers... I need a name for my new pal... But I will miss Bloooooooopers! Here are some generic photos of the two... The pink one is Bloooooooopers, and the blue one is my new phone... Any ideas, knowing my taste in inanimate objects' names?? Happy TT (Brian!)!

UPDATE: My friend Rebecca asked if it was a boy or a girl (I checked, it's a girl), and then asked what my favorite letter of the alphabet was (J) and gave me a list of girl's names that begin with J, and I chose Juliet. Meet Juliet, my friends!

School

I'm at school right now, in computer class! Rebecca is sitting next to me. She says hi. XD

(Sorry about the blue line on the right)