If...
If I were a month, I’d be October.
If I were a day of the week, I’d be Thursday.
If I were a time of day, I’d be midnight.
If I were a planet, I’d be Jupiter.
If I were a sea animal, I’d be a dolphin.
If I were a direction, I’d be north.
If I were a piece of furniture, I’d be a beanbag chair.
If I were a liquid, I’d be water.
If I were a gemstone, I’d be sapphire.
If I were a tree, I’d be a Charlie Brown tree.
If I were a tool, I’d be a spork.
If I were a flower, I’d be a weed.
If I were a kind of weather, I’d be rain.
If I were a musical instrument, I’d be a harmonica.
If I were a color, I’d be yellow.
If I were an emotion, I’d be exuberance.
If I were a fruit, I’d be a pineapple.
If I were a sound, I’d be music.
If I were an element, I’d be krypton.
If I were a car, I’d be a Batmobile.
If I were a food, I’d be a pierogi.
If I were a place, I’d be a concert.
If I were a material, I’d be silk.
If I were a taste, I’d be chocolate orange.
If I were a scent, I’d be vanilla.
If I were an object, I’d be a disc.
If I were a body part, I'd be an eye.
If I were a facial expression, I’d be a smile.
If I were a song, I’d be Keeps Getting Better.
If I were a pair of shoes, I’d be giant, epic boots.
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Thursday, October 29, 2009
Movie Meme
Gotta Love Cal! Italics Means I've Seen It
TOP 100 WORST MOVIES (Rotten Tomatoes)
100. Whiteout (2009)
99. Glitter (2001)
98. Cheaper By the Dozen 2 (2005)
97. Boat Trip (2003)
96. All About Steve (2009)
95. Lost Souls (2000)
94. The New Guy (2002)
93. A Sound of Thunder (2005)
92. Babylon A.D. (2008)
91. Surviving Christmas (2004)
90. Dragonfly (2002)
89. Basic Instinct 2 (2006)
88. Kaena: The Prophecy (2004)
87. Testosterone (2003)
86. Pavilion of Women (2001)
85. Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector (2006)
84. Thr3e (2007)
83. Doogal (2006)
82. Supercross: The Movie (2005)
81. Extreme Ops (2002)
80. Big Momma’s House 2 (2006)
79. The Adventures of Pluto Nash (2002)
78. Deck the Halls (2006)
77. Date Movie (2006)
76. Johnson Family Vacation (2004)
75. Son of the Mask (2005)
74. Envy (2004)
73. Gigli (2003)
72. Broken Bridges (2006)
71. College (2008)
70. New Best Friend (2002)
69. The Cookout (2004)
68. Yu-Gi-Oh: The Movie (2004)
67. The Hottie & the Nottie (2008)
66. The Fog (2005)
65. Swept Away (2002)
64. Corky Romano (2001)
63. Yours, Mine, & Ours (2005)
62. Serving Sara (2002)
61. Good Luck Chuck (2007)
60. The Perfect Man (2005)
59. 88 Minutes (2008)
58. Christmas with the Kranks (2004)
57. Godsend (2004)
56. Because I Said So (2007)
55. The Celestine Prophecy (2006)
54. Harry And Max (2005)
53. Modigliani (2005)
52. The Bridge of San Luis Rey (2005)
51. Fascination (2005)
50. Dirty Love (2005)
49. In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale (2008)
48. BloodRayne (2006)
47. Soul Survivors (2001)
46. Material Girls (2006)
45. My Baby’s Daddy (2004)
44. Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li (2009)
43. Darkness (2003)
42. House of the Dead (2003)
41. Zoom (2006)
40. Down to You (2000)
39. Miss March (2009)
38. Happily N’Ever After (2007)
37. Code Name: The Cleaner (2007)
36. The Whole Ten Yards (2004)
35. Deal (2008)
34. The Haunting of Molly Hartley (2008)
33. Delta Farce (2007)
32. Deuces Wild (2002)
31. The Covenant (2006)
30. Fear Dot Com (2002)
29. Bless the Child (2000)
28. Rollerball (2002)
27. Battlefield Earth (2000)
26. Kickin’ It Old Skool (2007)
25. Meet the Spartans (2008)
24. Texas Rangers (2001)
23. The In Crowd (2000)
22. Disaster Movie (2008)
21. Epic Movie (2007)
20. Crossover (2006)
19. Half Past Dead (2002)
18. The Master of Disguise (2002)
17. Twisted (2004)
16. Daddy Day Camp (2007)
15. Alone in the Dark (2005)
14. Beyond a Reasonable Doubt (2009)
13. Constellation (2007)
12. Killing Me Softly (2002)
11. Merci Docteur Rey! (2002)
10. Witless Protection (2008)
9 .Redline (2007)
8. 3 Strikes (2000)
7. Strange Wilderness (2008)
6. Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2 (2004)
5. National Lampoon’s Gold Diggers (2004)
4. King’s Ransom (2005)
3. Pinocchio (2002)
2. One Missed Call (2008)
1. Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever (2002)
TOP 100 BEST MOVIES (IMDB)
1. The Shawshank Redemption (1994)
2. The Godfather (1972)
3. The Godfather: Part II (1974)
4. Il buono, il brutto, il cattivo. (1966)
5. Pulp Fiction (1994)
6. Schindler's List (1993)
7. 12 Angry Men (1957)
8. One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest (1975)
9. The Dark Knight (2008)
10. Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
11. Casablanca (1942)
12. The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (2003)
13. Star Wars (1977)
14. Shichinin no samurai (1954)
15. Goodfellas (1990)
16. Rear Window (1954)
17. Cidade de Deus (2002)
18. Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981)
19.Fight Club (1999)
20. The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001)
21. C'era una volta il West (1968)
22. The Usual Suspects (1995)
23. Psycho (1960)
24. The Silence of the Lambs (1991)
25. Sunset Blvd. (1950)
26. The Matrix (1999)
27. Memento (2000)
28. Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb (1964)
29. Se7en (1995)
30. North by Northwest (1959)
31. It's a Wonderful Life (1946)
32. The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (2002)
33. Citizen Kane (1941)
34. Léon (1994)
35. Apocalypse Now (1979)
36. American Beauty (1999)
37. American History X (1998)
38. Taxi Driver (1976)
39. Forrest Gump (1994)
40. Vertigo (1958)
41. Lawrence of Arabia (1962)
42. Up (2009)
43. WALL·E (2008)
44. Paths of Glory (1957)
45. Inglourious Basterds (2009) I WANT TO SEE THIS SOOOOOOO BAD!!!!!!!! Rotfl XD
46. Le fabuleux destin d'Amélie Poulain (2001)
47. Double Indemnity (1944)
48. Alien (1979)
49. M (1931)
50. Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)
51. To Kill a Mockingbird (1962)
52. Saving Private Ryan (1998)
53. A Clockwork Orange (1971)
54. The Shining (1980)
55. The Treasure of the Sierra Madre (1948)
56. The Departed (2006)
57. The Third Man (1949)
58. The Pianist (2002)
59. Das Leben der Anderen (2006)
60. Chihiro no kamikakushi (2001)
61. Chinatown (1974)
62. City Lights (1931)
63. Aliens (1986)
64. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2004)
65. L.A. Confidential (1997)
66. Requiem for a Dream (2000)
67. Das Boot (1981)
68. Reservoir Dogs (1992)
69. The Bridge on the River Kwai (1957)
70. Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975)
71. El laberinto del fauno (2006)
72. Raging Bull (1980)
73. All About Eve (1950)
74. The Maltese Falcon (1941)
75. Singin' in the Rain (1952)
76. Slumdog Millionaire (2008)
77. Modern Times (1936)
78. Rashômon (1950)
79. Some Like It Hot (1959)
80. District 9 (2009)
81. The Prestige (2006)
82. Rebecca (1940)
83. Der Untergang (2004)
84. Gran Torino (2008)
85. Nuovo cinema Paradiso (1988)
86. The Apartment (1960)
87. Amadeus (1984)
88. 2001: A Space Odyssey (1968)
89. The Elephant Man (1980)
90. La vita è bella (1997)
91. The Great Dictator (1940)
92. Metropolis (1927)
93. Once Upon a Time in America (1984)
94. Back to the Future (1985)
95. Full Metal Jacket (1987)
96. Ladri di biciclette (1948)
97. Mr. Smith Goes to Washington (1939)
98. The Sting (1973)
99. The Great Escape (1963)
100. Braveheart (1995)
Oh, I am so ashamed. I know nothing. Somebody help me!
TOP 100 WORST MOVIES (Rotten Tomatoes)
100. Whiteout (2009)
99. Glitter (2001)
98. Cheaper By the Dozen 2 (2005)
97. Boat Trip (2003)
96. All About Steve (2009)
95. Lost Souls (2000)
94. The New Guy (2002)
93. A Sound of Thunder (2005)
92. Babylon A.D. (2008)
91. Surviving Christmas (2004)
90. Dragonfly (2002)
89. Basic Instinct 2 (2006)
88. Kaena: The Prophecy (2004)
87. Testosterone (2003)
86. Pavilion of Women (2001)
85. Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector (2006)
84. Thr3e (2007)
83. Doogal (2006)
82. Supercross: The Movie (2005)
81. Extreme Ops (2002)
80. Big Momma’s House 2 (2006)
79. The Adventures of Pluto Nash (2002)
78. Deck the Halls (2006)
77. Date Movie (2006)
76. Johnson Family Vacation (2004)
75. Son of the Mask (2005)
74. Envy (2004)
73. Gigli (2003)
72. Broken Bridges (2006)
71. College (2008)
70. New Best Friend (2002)
69. The Cookout (2004)
68. Yu-Gi-Oh: The Movie (2004)
67. The Hottie & the Nottie (2008)
66. The Fog (2005)
65. Swept Away (2002)
64. Corky Romano (2001)
63. Yours, Mine, & Ours (2005)
62. Serving Sara (2002)
61. Good Luck Chuck (2007)
60. The Perfect Man (2005)
59. 88 Minutes (2008)
58. Christmas with the Kranks (2004)
57. Godsend (2004)
56. Because I Said So (2007)
55. The Celestine Prophecy (2006)
54. Harry And Max (2005)
53. Modigliani (2005)
52. The Bridge of San Luis Rey (2005)
51. Fascination (2005)
50. Dirty Love (2005)
49. In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale (2008)
48. BloodRayne (2006)
47. Soul Survivors (2001)
46. Material Girls (2006)
45. My Baby’s Daddy (2004)
44. Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li (2009)
43. Darkness (2003)
42. House of the Dead (2003)
41. Zoom (2006)
40. Down to You (2000)
39. Miss March (2009)
38. Happily N’Ever After (2007)
37. Code Name: The Cleaner (2007)
36. The Whole Ten Yards (2004)
35. Deal (2008)
34. The Haunting of Molly Hartley (2008)
33. Delta Farce (2007)
32. Deuces Wild (2002)
31. The Covenant (2006)
30. Fear Dot Com (2002)
29. Bless the Child (2000)
28. Rollerball (2002)
27. Battlefield Earth (2000)
26. Kickin’ It Old Skool (2007)
25. Meet the Spartans (2008)
24. Texas Rangers (2001)
23. The In Crowd (2000)
22. Disaster Movie (2008)
21. Epic Movie (2007)
20. Crossover (2006)
19. Half Past Dead (2002)
18. The Master of Disguise (2002)
17. Twisted (2004)
16. Daddy Day Camp (2007)
15. Alone in the Dark (2005)
14. Beyond a Reasonable Doubt (2009)
13. Constellation (2007)
12. Killing Me Softly (2002)
11. Merci Docteur Rey! (2002)
10. Witless Protection (2008)
9 .Redline (2007)
8. 3 Strikes (2000)
7. Strange Wilderness (2008)
6. Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2 (2004)
5. National Lampoon’s Gold Diggers (2004)
4. King’s Ransom (2005)
3. Pinocchio (2002)
2. One Missed Call (2008)
1. Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever (2002)
TOP 100 BEST MOVIES (IMDB)
1. The Shawshank Redemption (1994)
2. The Godfather (1972)
3. The Godfather: Part II (1974)
4. Il buono, il brutto, il cattivo. (1966)
5. Pulp Fiction (1994)
6. Schindler's List (1993)
7. 12 Angry Men (1957)
8. One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest (1975)
9. The Dark Knight (2008)
10. Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
11. Casablanca (1942)
12. The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (2003)
13. Star Wars (1977)
14. Shichinin no samurai (1954)
15. Goodfellas (1990)
16. Rear Window (1954)
17. Cidade de Deus (2002)
18. Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981)
19.Fight Club (1999)
20. The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001)
21. C'era una volta il West (1968)
22. The Usual Suspects (1995)
23. Psycho (1960)
24. The Silence of the Lambs (1991)
25. Sunset Blvd. (1950)
26. The Matrix (1999)
27. Memento (2000)
28. Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb (1964)
29. Se7en (1995)
30. North by Northwest (1959)
31. It's a Wonderful Life (1946)
32. The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (2002)
33. Citizen Kane (1941)
34. Léon (1994)
35. Apocalypse Now (1979)
36. American Beauty (1999)
37. American History X (1998)
38. Taxi Driver (1976)
39. Forrest Gump (1994)
40. Vertigo (1958)
41. Lawrence of Arabia (1962)
42. Up (2009)
43. WALL·E (2008)
44. Paths of Glory (1957)
45. Inglourious Basterds (2009) I WANT TO SEE THIS SOOOOOOO BAD!!!!!!!! Rotfl XD
46. Le fabuleux destin d'Amélie Poulain (2001)
47. Double Indemnity (1944)
48. Alien (1979)
49. M (1931)
50. Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)
51. To Kill a Mockingbird (1962)
52. Saving Private Ryan (1998)
53. A Clockwork Orange (1971)
54. The Shining (1980)
55. The Treasure of the Sierra Madre (1948)
56. The Departed (2006)
57. The Third Man (1949)
58. The Pianist (2002)
59. Das Leben der Anderen (2006)
60. Chihiro no kamikakushi (2001)
61. Chinatown (1974)
62. City Lights (1931)
63. Aliens (1986)
64. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2004)
65. L.A. Confidential (1997)
66. Requiem for a Dream (2000)
67. Das Boot (1981)
68. Reservoir Dogs (1992)
69. The Bridge on the River Kwai (1957)
70. Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975)
71. El laberinto del fauno (2006)
72. Raging Bull (1980)
73. All About Eve (1950)
74. The Maltese Falcon (1941)
75. Singin' in the Rain (1952)
76. Slumdog Millionaire (2008)
77. Modern Times (1936)
78. Rashômon (1950)
79. Some Like It Hot (1959)
80. District 9 (2009)
81. The Prestige (2006)
82. Rebecca (1940)
83. Der Untergang (2004)
84. Gran Torino (2008)
85. Nuovo cinema Paradiso (1988)
86. The Apartment (1960)
87. Amadeus (1984)
88. 2001: A Space Odyssey (1968)
89. The Elephant Man (1980)
90. La vita è bella (1997)
91. The Great Dictator (1940)
92. Metropolis (1927)
93. Once Upon a Time in America (1984)
94. Back to the Future (1985)
95. Full Metal Jacket (1987)
96. Ladri di biciclette (1948)
97. Mr. Smith Goes to Washington (1939)
98. The Sting (1973)
99. The Great Escape (1963)
100. Braveheart (1995)
Oh, I am so ashamed. I know nothing. Somebody help me!
Thursday, August 27, 2009
Pop Culture Meme
Thanks to Cal!
1. What has been your biggest pleasant surprise of the last three months?
Public Enemies. It looked interesting enough, and Johnny Depp certainly sweetened the pot, but it was 100x better than I thought it was going to be!
2. What has been the rudest surprise of the last three months?
Rudest as in worst? I don't know. There hasn't been any bad surprises recently.
3. What are you most looking forward to between now and New Year's?
Life!
4. What are you dreading most between now and New Year's?
No life. Ahhh!
5. If, at this moment, you could only watch television between now and December 31, or you could only see movies between now and December 31, which would you choose if you knew you couldn't go back later and catch up on what you missed?
Television because I could see the movies on DVD or on TV, and there is enough on television to keep me occupied until then.
6. If you could press one book you have read this year into the hands of ten strangers when they were trapped during a blackout with nothing to do but read, what would you give them?
Sherlock Holmes.
7. What are you currently trying to like and finding it difficult to like?
Going to bed early and waking up early.
8. If you could guarantee that five people -- actors, writers, directors, whoever -- would have their calendars filled with funded projects for the next five years, to whom would you grant full employment?
Johnny Depp, Jackson Rathbone, Tim Burton, Heath Ledger, and Zachary Quinto.
9. What do you love in spite of being outside the target demographic?
Superheros. They're made for boys and geeky adult men, but I love it.
10. If you could personally wave your wand and stop one trend -- toy movies, remakes, crime procedural -- what would be your target?
Just because I don't like something doesn't mean everyone else doesn't like it, so I wouldn't get rid of anything.
1. What has been your biggest pleasant surprise of the last three months?
Public Enemies. It looked interesting enough, and Johnny Depp certainly sweetened the pot, but it was 100x better than I thought it was going to be!
2. What has been the rudest surprise of the last three months?
Rudest as in worst? I don't know. There hasn't been any bad surprises recently.
3. What are you most looking forward to between now and New Year's?
Life!
4. What are you dreading most between now and New Year's?
No life. Ahhh!
5. If, at this moment, you could only watch television between now and December 31, or you could only see movies between now and December 31, which would you choose if you knew you couldn't go back later and catch up on what you missed?
Television because I could see the movies on DVD or on TV, and there is enough on television to keep me occupied until then.
6. If you could press one book you have read this year into the hands of ten strangers when they were trapped during a blackout with nothing to do but read, what would you give them?
Sherlock Holmes.
7. What are you currently trying to like and finding it difficult to like?
Going to bed early and waking up early.
8. If you could guarantee that five people -- actors, writers, directors, whoever -- would have their calendars filled with funded projects for the next five years, to whom would you grant full employment?
Johnny Depp, Jackson Rathbone, Tim Burton, Heath Ledger, and Zachary Quinto.
9. What do you love in spite of being outside the target demographic?
Superheros. They're made for boys and geeky adult men, but I love it.
10. If you could personally wave your wand and stop one trend -- toy movies, remakes, crime procedural -- what would be your target?
Just because I don't like something doesn't mean everyone else doesn't like it, so I wouldn't get rid of anything.
Meme of Firsts
Thanks to Cal!
1. Who was your FIRST date?
My first date was Andrew... I believe it was a Halloween dance, but I went with friends and met him there... if that doesn't count, we went to the drive-in and saw Kung-Fu Panda (I think). LOL We're not together any more...
2. Do you still talk to your FIRST love?
I have really, really liked people, but since I don't know what to expect of love, I don't know, so I don't know if I still talk to my first 'love'. I still talk to the people I used to really, really like or still really, really like. P.S. I am trying to answer these HONESTLY, Dad and Cracked Like An Egg, so you better not bug me!!!!!!!!!
3. What was your FIRST alcoholic drink?
Never drank before.
4. What was your FIRST job?
Never had a real job, unless you count chores or working outside.
5. What was your FIRST car?
Can't drive.
6. Where did you go on your FIRST ride on an airplane?
Florida!
7. Who was your FIRST best friend & do you still talk?
My first best friend, if family doesn't count, I met in preschool and we do still talk.
8. Whose wedding did you attend the FIRST time?
If you count while your mum is pregnant with you, my mum and dad's. If you don't, then my Uncle Jeff and Aunt Missy's wedding when I was a one-year-old flowergirl. Still have the basket full of dead rose petals and a little white flowergirl dress.
9. Tell us about your FIRST roommate.
Apparently my first roommate was technically my brother.
10. If you had one wish, what would it be (other than more wishes)?
The ability to control time and teleport. I have often thought about this question... I wouldn't screw anything up in time, just poke around. Teleportation would be sweet, I could freeze time and teleport to Johnny Depp! Telekinesis would be awesome, too. I would wish I had every single superpower, and nothing would go wrong with my superpowers (you know how these wishes always backfire somehow)!
11. What is something you would learn if you had the chance?
I would learn how to make people happy. Happier people makes a happy world.
12. Did you marry the FIRST person you were in love with?
Too young to be married.
13. What were the first lessons you ever took and why?
Gymnastics because I loved jumping around and stuff like that. I rocked the catbox.
14. What is the first thing you do when you get home?
Take off my shoes and sit down somewhere. Or pee. Whichever.
1. Who was your FIRST date?
My first date was Andrew... I believe it was a Halloween dance, but I went with friends and met him there... if that doesn't count, we went to the drive-in and saw Kung-Fu Panda (I think). LOL We're not together any more...
2. Do you still talk to your FIRST love?
I have really, really liked people, but since I don't know what to expect of love, I don't know, so I don't know if I still talk to my first 'love'. I still talk to the people I used to really, really like or still really, really like. P.S. I am trying to answer these HONESTLY, Dad and Cracked Like An Egg, so you better not bug me!!!!!!!!!
3. What was your FIRST alcoholic drink?
Never drank before.
4. What was your FIRST job?
Never had a real job, unless you count chores or working outside.
5. What was your FIRST car?
Can't drive.
6. Where did you go on your FIRST ride on an airplane?
Florida!
7. Who was your FIRST best friend & do you still talk?
My first best friend, if family doesn't count, I met in preschool and we do still talk.
8. Whose wedding did you attend the FIRST time?
If you count while your mum is pregnant with you, my mum and dad's. If you don't, then my Uncle Jeff and Aunt Missy's wedding when I was a one-year-old flowergirl. Still have the basket full of dead rose petals and a little white flowergirl dress.
9. Tell us about your FIRST roommate.
Apparently my first roommate was technically my brother.
10. If you had one wish, what would it be (other than more wishes)?
The ability to control time and teleport. I have often thought about this question... I wouldn't screw anything up in time, just poke around. Teleportation would be sweet, I could freeze time and teleport to Johnny Depp! Telekinesis would be awesome, too. I would wish I had every single superpower, and nothing would go wrong with my superpowers (you know how these wishes always backfire somehow)!
11. What is something you would learn if you had the chance?
I would learn how to make people happy. Happier people makes a happy world.
12. Did you marry the FIRST person you were in love with?
Too young to be married.
13. What were the first lessons you ever took and why?
Gymnastics because I loved jumping around and stuff like that. I rocked the catbox.
14. What is the first thing you do when you get home?
Take off my shoes and sit down somewhere. Or pee. Whichever.
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