If... (A Meme From Wings)

If...


If I were a month, I’d be October.
If I were a day of the week, I’d be Thursday.
If I were a time of day, I’d be midnight.
If I were a planet, I’d be Jupiter.
If I were a sea animal, I’d be a dolphin.
If I were a direction, I’d be north.
If I were a piece of furniture, I’d be a beanbag chair.
If I were a liquid, I’d be water.
If I were a gemstone, I’d be sapphire.
If I were a tree, I’d be a Charlie Brown tree.
If I were a tool, I’d be a spork.
If I were a flower, I’d be a weed.
If I were a kind of weather, I’d be rain.
If I were a musical instrument, I’d be a harmonica.
If I were a color, I’d be yellow.
If I were an emotion, I’d be exuberance.
If I were a fruit, I’d be a pineapple.
If I were a sound, I’d be music.
If I were an element, I’d be krypton.
If I were a car, I’d be a Batmobile.
If I were a food, I’d be a pierogi.
If I were a place, I’d be a concert.
If I were a material, I’d be silk.
If I were a taste, I’d be chocolate orange.
If I were a scent, I’d be vanilla.
If I were an object, I’d be a disc.
If I were a body part, I'd be an eye.
If I were a facial expression, I’d be a smile.
If I were a song, I’d be Keeps Getting Better.
If I were a pair of shoes, I’d be giant, epic boots.